A DOGGED ATTEMPT TO DEFINE DOGGEREL
 
~ According to the OED,
a dogger may be one of three -
An Aussie dingo-hunter bold;
a hard Jurassic strata (old).
Or, if you're Dutch and on the sea,
a fishing vessel it could be.
But doggerel is just a mess;
 
it's trivial and valueless.
 
So doggo, like a doggie, it
should lie and not lay claim to wit.
Or some Dutch seadog, for a prank, l
may chuck it on the Dogger Bank.
And all the dogger’s crew, as one,
shall cry 'doggerel doggone!’