True Colours

Bet your life the silver roots

Of BBC’s Fiona Bruce

Won’t show in three weeks time when on

The box

And Rayworth’s line of demarcation

Won’t be gawped at by the nation

If it were to oust those golden locks.

And hair as pale as half-sucked

Smarties

Won’t invade the Chakrabatis,

Kuenssbergs or the women on the

Weather.

While they the badger line allay,

We’ll graciously accept the grey

And wonder if we’re all in this together.