As I was going to St Ives 
I purchased seven Cornish ice-creams 
        and seven tasty pies
and so did my seven holiday neighbours.
Each cornet had seven flavours.
Flavours, neighbours, ice-creams, pies, 
How many were going to St Ives?
None. 
We sat by the road and scoffed them 
with oodles of traffic jam.